tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8058062507886340941.post7406772989929137120..comments2013-07-12T15:07:52.604-07:00Comments on You're Tarquin Out Your Ass: New Deadliest WarriorTarquin Machismohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12879507491695326622noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8058062507886340941.post-50950987496881859032010-04-16T12:08:20.889-07:002010-04-16T12:08:20.889-07:00You're the wisest man i know, Smag (that is ac...You're the wisest man i know, Smag (that is actually true). <br />The US postal worker bears lifelong grudges and I've heard tell that if you so much as affix a stamp to an envelope slightly askew, one of those vengeful motherfuckers will track you halfway across the world. Hiding 1,000 metres below the surface in a nuclear sub in the middle of the Pacific is but a minor obstacle to those tenacious sons of bitches.Tarquin Machismohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12879507491695326622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8058062507886340941.post-88753068498816237112010-04-16T08:59:52.645-07:002010-04-16T08:59:52.645-07:00Tarq, I've seen this show and even so, I have ...Tarq, I've seen this show and even so, I have to say that your description caused a chill to go all the way down my back. Those men and women in blue are steely-eyed, bottled up volcanos of rage! I find that apologizing first, before I even ask a question of them, helps keep me alive. For example, I'll say, "Sir, I'm sorry for asking this, and I really do apologize, but, may I please be allowed to buy a book of stamps from you if you don't mind terribly? I have exact change and I don't require a receipt? Please, kind Sir?"<br /><br />Usually this strategy earns me a disgusted look, but also the opportunity to buy the stamps. Unless I happen to mistake a female postal worker for male (this happens one in five times or so), in which case I'm beaten to within an inch of my life before being allowed to leave, stampless, becasue I was "at least polite enough to say 'please' when I asked." God forbid I even see the wrong end of their full-on rage. (shudder)SmagBoy1https://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.com